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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13669

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are many stages to a man’s life. In the first stage, he is...
R. E. Phillips

Quote #16373

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you’ve got a problem.
Edgar Albert Guest

Quote #13529

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The timid and fearful first failures dismay, but the stout heart stays trying by...
Arthur John Gossip

Quote #13427

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
God is like the sun at high noon, always giving all he has.
H.L. Mencken

Quote #13

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Arab Proverb

Quote #16553

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Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of...
H.L. Mencken

Quote #49

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The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They...
James Thurber

Quote #21644

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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Gerald Barzan

Quote #5078

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Quote #16065

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition...
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