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For the first fourteen years for a rod they do whine, For the next...
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I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #15505
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #5980
Science may have found a cure for most evils but it has found no...
Quote #5754
Clever people seem not to feel the natural pleasure of bewilderment, and are always...
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #13923
Most people don’t realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown...
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Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug-of-war. Two opposing sides need to...
Quote #10406
Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.
Quote #21134
I love life…Yeah, I’m sad, but at the same time, I’m really happy that...