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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13828

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
Dag Hammarskjld

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…..if you’re driving down the highway in the middle of the night and you...
Sicilian Proverb

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Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Jean Caldwell

Quote #11553

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The only truly happy people are children and the creative minority.
Andrew Carnegie

Quote #3068

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All honor’s wounds are self-inflicted.
Robert

Quote #11527

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Thich Nhat Hanh

Quote #13944

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Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can...
Jerry Seinfeld

Quote #8735

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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Desiderius Erasmus

Quote #8790

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.
Alben William Barkley

Quote #10492

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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