Quote #13828
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
Quote #7748
…..if you’re driving down the highway in the middle of the night and you...
Quote #7130
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Quote #11553
The only truly happy people are children and the creative minority.
Quote #3068
All honor’s wounds are self-inflicted.
Quote #11527
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Quote #13944
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can...
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #8790
War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.
Quote #10492
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.