Quote #5570
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
Quote #9626
He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.
Quote #13973
The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract...
Quote #11935
Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Quote #6894
Ricky Let’s drop it. Let’s ecks-nay on the becks-nay. Ig-pay atlin-lay. Bobby Will you...
Quote #9155
Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Quote #10498
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
Quote #21490
I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
Quote #7667
Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or...
Quote #7771
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.