Quote #4126
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Quote #15099
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can...
Quote #11715
Love and war are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable...
Quote #13781
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #1482
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
Quote #7416
When a proud man hears another praised, he feels himself injured.
Quote #2931
Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the...
Quote #5293
Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
Quote #13766
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
Quote #21534
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.