Quote #16171
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #12817
The story of my boyhood and that of my brothers is important only because...
Quote #14787
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #2118
Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health everything unconditional belongs...
Quote #7266
The presidency has many problems, but boredom is the least of them.
Quote #2093
Learning makes a man fit company for himself.
Quote #10163
All good men are happy when they choose to be their own authors. Those...
Quote #15353
It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them.
Quote #11030
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #10727
A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward...