Quote #11836
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #4978
Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too...
Quote #21587
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #20957
Vigorous let us be in attaining our ends, and mild in our method of...
Quote #5055
The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
Quote #17488
We call things we don’t understand complex, but that means we haven’t found a...
Quote #19074
The inside half of the plate. That’s where history’s made.
Quote #19754
There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one...
Quote #21605
Absence, with all its pains, is, by this charming moment, wiped away.
Quote #13627
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its...