Quote #5089
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Quote #2801
What is this world that is hastening me toward I know not what, viewing...
Quote #16253
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up...
Quote #19880
Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
Quote #3779
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
Quote #13707
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #8920
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Quote #14716
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to...
Quote #2495
The law is sic a ass – a idiot.