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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13815

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Unknown

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Charlotte Bronte

Quote #11258

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose...
Dan Quayle

Quote #21193

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Herodotus

Quote #1437

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Not snow, no, nor rain, nor heat, nor night keeps them from accomplishing their...
Catherine de Hueck Doherty

Quote #20044

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Acquire inner peace and a multitude will find their salvation near you.
Vincent Canby

Quote #19785

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We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
Arthur Guiterman

Quote #13539

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Active minds that think and study, Like swift brooks are seldom muddy.
John F. Kennedy

Quote #20620

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.
Aristotle

Quote #1862

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a...
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