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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Claude Pepper

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Life is like a bicycle you don’t fall off unless you stop pedaling.
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Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and...
Don Marquis

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When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him...
Woody Allen

Quote #2255

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Juvenal

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Count it the greatest sin to prefer life to honor, and for the sake...
E. L. Doctorow

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It’s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights,...
Logan Pearsall Smith

Quote #4972

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Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Sophocles

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Show me the man who keeps his house in hand, He’s fit for public...
Myron Tribus

Quote #18113

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Knowledge without know-how is sterile. We use the word ‘academic’ in a pejorative sense...
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