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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
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Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #19625
I think we might be going a bridge too far.
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I have found you an argument I am not obliged to find you an...
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The pessimist complains about the wind the optimist expects it to change the realist...
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She knows what is the best purpose of education not to be frightened by...
Quote #17799
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide...
Quote #12849
Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.