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All sin tends to be addictive, and the terminal point of addiction is what...
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I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think...
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The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
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When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had...
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Comedy is allied to justice.
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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
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There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the...
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...