Quote #1564
Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society...
Quote #2296
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
Quote #19495
Where you find the laws most numerous, there you will find also the greatest...
Quote #9001
There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.
Quote #7425
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of...
Quote #14261
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Quote #15650
Riches cover a multitude of woes.
Quote #4166
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Quote #2621
Discretion is the perfection of reason, and a guide to us in all the...
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...