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People are like stained glass windows they sparkle and shine when the sun is...
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A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.
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The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will...
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
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If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made...
Quote #12539
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
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If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and...
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Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...
Quote #4801
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.