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…Two and two are four. Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are...
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You can never plan the future by the past.
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Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal.
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Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
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A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his...
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History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago...
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Quote #20309
A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.