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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
Nigerian Proverb

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Hold a true friend with both hands.
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The only questions worth asking today are whether humans are going to have any...
Matt Ghaffari

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I looked up and saw my flag. But I didn’t hear my anthem. (about...
Piet Hein

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The Universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn’t be missed...
Dr. Karl Menninger

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Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he’s...
Unknown

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To accept passively an unjust system is to cooperate with that system thereby the...
Herbert Butterfield

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The very fact of its finding itself in agreement with other minds perturbs it,...
Henny Youngman

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When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
George Bernard Shaw

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It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and...
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