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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13767

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
Roosevelt, Eleanor

Quote #1943

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you cease to make a contribution you begin to die.
Martha Mitchell

Quote #15739

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Nixon bleeds people. He draws every drop of blood and then drops them from...
Athenus

Quote #10241

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It was a saying of Demetrius Phalereus, that ‘Men having often abandoned what was...
Mark Twain

Quote #1663

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
Otomo No Yakamochi

Quote #19290

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach...
Sir Anthony Hawkins

Quote #20525

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Your ignorance, cramps my conversation.
Charles Buxton

Quote #19712

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
Bokonon

Quote #11008

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds...
Ken Weaver

Quote #18808

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
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