Quote #9794
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #4972
Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Quote #10230
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
Quote #14919
If we insist that public life be reserved for those whose personal history is...
Quote #19395
Well, spring sprang. We’ve had our state of grace and our little gift of...
Quote #14371
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #13673
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #12146
I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
Quote #5893
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power.
Quote #10737
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.