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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13906

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
La Rochefoucauld

Quote #846

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s no good trying to keep up old friendships. It’s painful for both sides....
Tommy Cooper

Quote #19803

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Julie Arabi

Quote #10165

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The men who come on the stage at one period are all found to...
Horace

Quote #8397

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Faults are soon copied.
Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield

Quote #11782

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive...
Edna St. Vincent Millay

Quote #15694

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I...
Cornelia Otis Skinner

Quote #17546

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social...
J Danforth Quayle

Quote #16812

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You do the policy, I’ll do the politics.
Honore' de Balzac

Quote #4569

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything familiarity.
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