Quote #19331
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
Quote #16987
And when the future hinges on the next words that are said, Don’t let...
Quote #20487
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new...
Quote #18450
Pain is inevitable suffering is optional.
Quote #12035
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
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Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #6218
The sweetest of all sounds is praise.
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The man is a success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much...
Quote #4195
The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest...