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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13707

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Corky Siegel

Quote #21578

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life is too important to take seriously.
Leroy Robert Satchel Paige

Quote #16212

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Never let the odds keep you from pursuing What you know in your heart...
Galileo Galilei

Quote #7420

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed...
Ivan Illich

Quote #14401

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
At the moment of death I hope to be surprised.
Aesop

Quote #5512

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.
Theodore Hesburgh

Quote #8185

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Anyone who refuses to speak out off campus does not deserve to be listened...
Horace

Quote #8378

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.(When I labor to be brief, I become obscure.)
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Quote #10110

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
This Being of mine, whatever it really is, consists of a little flesh, a...
Ayn Rand

Quote #6412

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
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