Quote #18216
One truly cannot be described, If the one doing the describing Has a bad...
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Minds do not act together in public they simply stick together and when their...
Quote #6177
One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a...
Quote #13856
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
Quote #13833
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #3913
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Quote #12810
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
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Abundance of knowledge does not teach men to be wise.
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He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.
Quote #7248
Get a good night’s sleep and don’t bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election...