Quote #10297
The good Christian should beware the mathematician and all those who make empty prophecies....
Quote #4993
He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he...
Quote #4046
There’s nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree...
Quote #20846
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
Quote #5183
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #16307
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Quote #21416
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my...
Quote #19262
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Quote #3995
The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.
Quote #7909
Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought our brightest blazes of gladness...