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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13888

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
John Hay

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All who think cannot but see there is a sanction like that of religion...
Emperor Sigismund

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I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Nikita Khrushchev

Quote #14819

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If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a...
Jalal ud-Din Rumi

Quote #17140

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
Izaak Walton

Quote #18733

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Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
American Proverb

Quote #16538

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Kindness is the noblest weapon to conquer with.
Aldo Leopold

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We face the question whether a still higher standard of living is worth its...
Martha Dandridge Custis Washington

Quote #18760

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances.
Hebrews 132 Bible

Quote #10809

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
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