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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
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If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit...
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Sometimes I wonder if we live life by reliving life, rather than by living...
Dorothea Kent

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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...
Dutch Proverb

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He who undertakes too much seldom succeeds.
Alfred North Whitehead

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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
William Ralph Inge

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It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
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The three things most difficult are to keep a secret, to forget an injury,...
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
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