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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the...
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Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...
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I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
Quote #3859
Anger is never without a reason but seldom a good one.
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If the truth doesn’t save us, what does that say about us
Quote #9993
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
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Invention is the mother of necessity.
Quote #2883
Say not, ‘I have found the truth,’ but rather, ‘I have found a truth.’
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...