Quote #7244
It is not too strong a statement to declare that this is the way...
Quote #6164
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #8636
Art for art’s sake makes no more sense than gin for gin’s sake.
Quote #7153
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
Quote #15602
The fact that I have no remedy for the sorrows of the world is...
Quote #17393
Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in...
Quote #5293
Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
Quote #16971
Every man dies. Not every man lives.
Quote #674
Every hero becomes a bore at last.
Quote #13837
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...