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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko

Quote #19296

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In any man who dies there dies with him, his first snow and kiss...
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1152

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Age does not make us childish, as some say it only finds us true...
Mark Twain

Quote #1732

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Benjamin Franklin

Quote #3916

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected...
Plato

Quote #6294

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The greatest penalty of evildoing – namely, to grow into the likeness of bad...
John Kenneth Galbraith

Quote #3823

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Quote #21265

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who lives without folly isn’t so wise as he thinks.
Peter McWilliams

Quote #15585

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life,...
Rita Rudner

Quote #17150

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid,...
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