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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
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Prosperity knits a man to the world. He thinks he’s ‘finding his place in...
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Think, In mounting higher, The angels would press on us, and aspire To drop...
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Only now did I become throughly acquainted with the seducer of our people. It...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are...
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