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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13653

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Henry Miller

Quote #6180

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Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.
Dean Koontz

Quote #14906

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak...
John Sladek

Quote #21391

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far...
Joseph Addison

Quote #4192

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country
William Shakespeare

Quote #5432

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day...
Ernest Dimnet

Quote #7476

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All serious conversations gravitate towards philosophy.
Bertrand Russell

Quote #7483

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...
Peter Drucker

Quote #6628

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The computer is a moron.
Czech Proverb

Quote #16604

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The big thieves hang the little ones.
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