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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13749

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Alcaeus

Quote #9948

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One that hath wine as a chain about his wits, such a one lives...
Solon

Quote #21438

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Reprove thy friend privately commend him publicly.
James Baldwin

Quote #8270

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does....
Clarence Darrow

Quote #6311

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.
Jerome K. Jerome

Quote #6252

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to...
George Washington Allston

Quote #10027

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Distinction is the consequence, never the object of a great mind.
Firesign Theatre

Quote #21603

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Hello seeker Now don’t feel alone here in the New Age, because there’s a...
Leroy Robert Satchel Paige

Quote #16212

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never let the odds keep you from pursuing What you know in your heart...
Arthur C. Clarke

Quote #6084

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost...
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