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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
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Man plans and God laughs.
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Music is the shorthand of emotion.
Carl Jung

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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Albertano of Brescia

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The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.
Chuang-tzu

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He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...
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The shortage of student loans may require … divestiture of certain sorts-stereo divestiture, automobile...
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Anger is only one letter short of danger.
Jane Austen

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Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
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