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If a man does his best, what else is there
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Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
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Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
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Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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How do you tell a communist Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin....
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When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask...