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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you wish to be a sucess in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.
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Use power to help people. For we are given power not to advance our...
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When you play, play hard when you work, don’t play at all.
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We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
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