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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13905

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
Woody Allen

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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Martha Brooks

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When you helped somebody, right away you were responsible for that person. And things...
Thomas Carlyle

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That there should one Man die ignorant who had capacity for Knowledge, this I...
Walt Disney

Quote #7734

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have...
Herbert Samuel

Quote #17275

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Without doubt the greatest injury was done by basing morals on myth, for sooner...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5268

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Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
Lynda Barry

Quote #10510

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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I am about to put foward some major ideas they will be heard and...
Will Rogers

Quote #3439

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who...
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