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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
Homer

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All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.
Anon.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is...
William Carlos Williams

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If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
Samuel Johnson

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Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own...
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
Norman MacEwan

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Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by...
Henrik Ibsen

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The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you...
Erich Fromm

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Love is often nothing but a favorable exchange between two people who get the...
Jane Austen

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Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
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