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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13628

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...
George Bernard Shaw

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
Ogden Nash

Quote #15953

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If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money...
Woody Allen

Quote #2257

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into...
Doris Lessing

Quote #15127

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7207

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have impeached myself by resigning.
Victor Hugo

Quote #973

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From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals...
Ambrose Bierce

Quote #4164

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To be positive To be mistaken at the top of one’s voice.
Basil O'Connor

Quote #16139

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The world cannot continue to wage war like physical giants and to seek peace...
Boris Pasternak

Quote #16263

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is no longer possible for lyric poetry to express the immensity of our...
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