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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant...
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Nothing is as terrible to see as ignorance in action.
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Pablo Picasso

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Sir Winston Churchill

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Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone...
Doug Larson

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Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to...
Anthony Burgess

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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13775

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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
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The easiest thing of all is to deceive one’s self for what a man...
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Acting is a question of absorbing other people’s personalities and adding some of your...
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