Quote #13700
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #5969
I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there...
Quote #18660
Do not think that your Learning and Genius, your Wit or Sprightliness, are welcome...
Quote #18989
Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Quote #2477
Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I’d have to kick my own...
Quote #20092
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #3657
Well, youth is the period of assumed personalities and disguises. It is the time...
Quote #1081
Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
Quote #15821
You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy,...
Quote #2622
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...