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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Lewis Lew Wallace

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Would you hurt a man keenest, strike at his self-love.
Lawrence Peter Berra

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I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I...
Gore Vidal

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Never have children, only grandchildren.
Garrison Keillor

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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Thorstein Veblen

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No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to...
Dorothea Lange

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The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman

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The people people have for friends You common sense appall But the people people...
Maredith Close

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There is no way to be completely happy without being oblivious to the world...
Mark Twain

Quote #1604

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or...
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