Quote #10744
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school...
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I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #15005
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
Quote #16640
It’s easy to halve the potato where there’s love.
Quote #2861
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #4912
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...
Quote #7105
Editor a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the...
Quote #2724
He listens well who takes notes.
Quote #10626
Recommend virtue to your children it alone, not money, can make them happy. I...
Quote #16738
If you wish good advice, consult an old man.