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If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be–a christian.
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Public speaking is very easy.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown...
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The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
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