Quote #9223
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #18704
I must tell you that the supply of words on the world market is...
Quote #20814
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of...
Quote #3173
If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning.
Quote #16656
Your friend has a friend don’t tell him.
Quote #16633
Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest violence.
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #4183
Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense.
Quote #9368
God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.
Quote #14269
Once upon a time my political opponents honored me as possessing the fabulous intellectual...