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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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What do you take me for, an idiot
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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
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On reflection, one of the things I needed to learn was to allow myself...
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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy They are the charming...
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough...
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Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
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If you believe, then you hang on. If you believe, it means you’ve got...
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Opportunity knocks at the strangest times, It’s not the time that matters But how...