Quote #21644
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
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Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense.
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You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...
Quote #20292
It is not enough to have knowledge, one must also apply it. It is...
Quote #20674
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
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In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
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There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
Quote #2403
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.