Quote #1734
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to...
Quote #171
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #5755
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Quote #13850
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
Quote #13641
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Quote #5568
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Quote #21463
Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs...
Quote #11685
It is important to do what you don’t know how to do. It is...
Quote #13816
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #15269
Conflict is inevitable, but combat is optional.