Quote #8396
I will not add another word.
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Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little...
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It’s no accident that the church and the graveyard stand side by side. The...
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I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy...
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
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Lost time is never found again.
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Maybe intentions are the lies in the dark we tell ourselves when who we...
Quote #9578
Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn’t matter. I’m not...