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Quote #13724

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
F Scott

Quote #13001

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s not a slam at you when people are rude-it’s a slam at the...
Anon.

Quote #3310

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Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
Mark Twain

Quote #1569

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
L. M. Boyd

Quote #19615

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
J. D. Salinger

Quote #17271

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for...
Robert Francis Kennedy

Quote #4999

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Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the...
H. G. Wells

Quote #18854

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We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the...
Lord Acton

Quote #6781

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class...
Charles Caleb Colton

Quote #2319

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He that knows himself, knows others and he that is ignorant of himself, could...
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