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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
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In health the flesh is graced, the holy enters the world.
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You must be careful how you walk, and where you go, for there are...
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Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
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Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn’t matter. I’m not...
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In the night all cats are gray.
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One of the most untruthful things possible, you know, is a collection of facts,...
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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation....
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All outward forms of religion are almost useless, and are the causes of endless...
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