Quote #20022
The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block.
Quote #10670
I think one of the reasons I’m popular again is because I’m wearing a...
Quote #13813
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #5935
What seem our worst prayers may really be, in God’s eyes, our best. Those,...
Quote #15952
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #7143
It takes a great man to be a good listener.
Quote #10800
The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be. . .and there...
Quote #12288
God never built a Christian strong enough to carry today’s duties and tomorrow’s anxieties...
Quote #21011
That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
Quote #3431
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.